Presented by Jed & Ted’s Excellent Races
Strike first. Strike hard. No mercy.
Join us for The Cobra 5Kai, 10Kai & Half Miyagithon, an 80s-inspired martial arts throwback run along the LA River Path!
Whether you’re running for Miyagi-Do honor or Cobra Kai glory, this is your shot to earn a finisher’s medal with dojo-level pride.
Choose your challenge:

• The 5Kai – Awaken your inner warrior.
• The 10Kai – Twice the distance, double the badassery.
• The Half Miyagithon – Go the distance. Channel the balance. Defeat your limits.
• The Multiverse Dojo Dash (Virtual) – For anyone who can’t make it to our timeline but still wants to join the fight. Run from your own dimension and earn the same medal as the in-person warriors.

Expect high-energy music, 80s and 90s throwbacks, and plenty of martial arts-inspired fun. Costumes welcome. Finish line crane kicks encouraged.
This is a Jed & Ted’s Excellent Race...fun, fast, and full of heart.
Sign up now. Mercy is for the weak.
 

Parody Note:

This event is a fan made parody inspired by classic pop culture and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any official rights holders. It’s all for fun, community, and good energy.